Thursday, September 15, 2016
They Looked West
I wanted to give a quick 'book' update for all of you that have asked about when it is going to be published. It is now in the final stages as of this writing. It should be out on the shelves in a few months. We just finished the cover details, and the publisher is going through the final arrangements. Writing this book has been a strange journey for me, and I have learned a lot about the publishing business. I have learned patience to the 10th degree. Without my daughter Kallie and my wife Patty, I would have given up a long time ago. They have encouraged me at every obstacle and made the trail more visible. The good news is that I have nearly finished the second series to 'They Looked West,' and another novel to follow that one. My thanks go out to all who have read this blog and for all your kind comments.
Wednesday, September 7, 2016
A Colorado Eye-Opener
I have been lazy lately and have neglected to post on the blog this past month. I have been busy with work assignments and a big time bout with gout. Yes, that four letter word that crept into my life about ten years ago. Well, this round with the crystallized joints put me out of action for two full months and knocked me down to crutches for a week. I know they have modern medicines that can prevent nasty arthritis, but I am one of those persons that can't take most medications, and I have tried nearly all of gout recommended ones without success. As of this writing, I am back on my feet with my boots on ready for more life.
I thought I would comment on a few things that Patty and I noticed while on a small business trip to Colorado in early August. While traveling through downtown Denver, we were amazed at how many homeless people there were roaming the streets and camping out in the waterways and parks in the inner city. There were people of all ages and different races. Both male and female lying around in cardboard containers with makeshift clothing and signs galore asking for help. One young girl had a sign around her neck stating she was six months pregnant and desperate for food. The scene before us was catastrophic in a sense and made for a long conversation while driving through the mess. We felt helpless to do anything because there were so many in need. The second day we drove through the same area, we both sat silently in the truck just staring at the road not wanting to acknowledge the tragic affairs we were witnessing.
I came away from that experience with more questions than answers. Why Denver? What is it about that large city this time of year that would attract such a large vestige of desperate souls? Why isn't this mass gathering of homeless individuals reported on the nightly news stations? It seemed as if it was common place for all this to happen. We didn't see many people offering money or food to the people begging at each stop light. They drove on like they were conditioned to the scene on a daily basis. It was one of the most frustrating things I have witnessed in a long time. As Mayor or Governor, I wouldn't be able to sleep at night with those faces of the poor and desperate embellished on my mind. I hope that the necessary support and functions to aid these people are in process and that somehow they can be reintroduced back into a sustainable living standard. After all, this is America, the greatest nation on earth and I suppose if we can muster together billions of dollars to send our young men overseas to fight other countries bloody political battles then we should look to our citizens needs first. There is something wrong with this scenario, and we need to wake up and smell the roses before it's too late and we are all drug into the fire.
Driving through this area with the people I saw and their trials I realized that some of them choose this lifestyle and there is not much anyone can do but sit on the sidelines of life and observe. I would argue that most of them are victims of life's mistakes just like some of us. We have all made these mistakes a time or two in our personal lives. The only difference is our individual circumstances, and poor judgment didn't put us on the street as theirs did. People can come real close to these events with the amount of leisure credit offered by our banking systems, and a particular job status can disappear at a moment's notice with nothing to fall back on. It takes careful calculation to navigate one's life in these modern times and without proper education most people don't have a chance at a structured life, especially when you add the financial burden of spouses and dependent children.
With the increasing numbers of these homeless individuals, it appears to me that our country lacks the necessary education programs that these people needed at a young age to be able to deal with life. The debate can go back and forth about this subject forever on end, but the fact remains that we are a society of people that as long as it doesn't pertain to me personally, then I'm sympathetic in word but not in deed. There are those that give of their time and talents endlessly to help feed and shelter these people, but I'm talking about the lawmakers that are spending our hard-earned tax dollars on more fluff than we have powder to be applied. They are the force that can make a difference here and it's high time they get off the soap box and help out their fellow brothers. This life can be a real great experience if you go into it with knowledge at a young age about how all the nuisances in society works. Providing this education by our country is catamount to keeping these people out of the cardboard boxes, and it will prepare them for what to expect in life's journey. Let's use our tax dollars wisely on 'We the People.' I thought that was how the founding fathers structured the plan of tax. It appears we have run the train down the track until we can only see one path in one direction, so we just keep going along. I have limited my comments on this blog to non-political venues to date but that Denver trip affected my heart, and I decided to speak out just a bit. After all, isn't this free speech one of the things that make this country so unique.
Not all of Colorado is depressing just the Denver homeless scene and the freeway traffic. I have not experienced bumper to bumper traffic jams in all directions since I worked down in L.A., but Denver has them on a daily basis on every freeway. Once we were free from the rural area of Denver, the state takes on a whole other theme. The majestic mountain scenery is awe-inspiring, and the drive over the Rockies is breathtaking. That state has a lot to offer a human being in the way of free space and fresh air once you're away from the crowds. Traveling over rabbit ears pass down to steamboat springs is a drive like no other. The mountain valleys and scenery seem to engulf your mind as you try and take it all in. I enjoyed this alpine setting immensely and will go back in the fall to take in the beauty of the changing seasons.
I wanted to give a quick 'book' update for all of you that have asked about when it is going to be published. It is now in the final stages as of this writing. It should be out on the shelves in a few months. We just finished the cover details, and the publisher is going through the final arrangements. Writing this book has been a strange journey for me, and I have learned a lot about the publishing business. I have learned patience to the 10th degree. Without my daughter Kallie and my wife Patty, I would have given up a long time ago. They have encouraged me at every obstacle and made the trail more visible. The good news is that I have nearly finished the second series to 'They Looked West,' and another novel to follow that one. My thanks go out to all who have read this blog and for all your kind comments.
Let the Fireworks Begin
It's that time of year when this country, the good old USA, celebrates its birthday. Throughout this great land, there are cities and towns of all sizes with parades of all fashions. From mothers with toddlers in strollers to the elderly patrons sitting in lounging chairs to the parade participants all decked out in a lively affair. This country comes alive in festivities, unlike any other nation. From its eastern Atlantic shore to the majestic Pacific coast and all states in between, people from all ages join in the great celebration of this proud nation. The casual participants in these festivities can partake of some of the best food and drink envisioned by mankind. From the National Hotdog to the apple pie it all comes down to what makes this country the best place on this earth to live and breath. We are a people of diverse cultures and race that have come together to these shores with a common cause and goal, and that is the bell that rings in the ears of every member of this nation and it rings true with the sound of freedom.
Freedom is not cheap, and there are many of us that have made brave and harrowing challenges in their lives just to enjoy these celebrations. To them, we shall continue and always remain indebted. Listening to and watching the fireworks that dawn the evening skies throughout this nation on this day we are all enamored with a spectacle of great dazzle display. Our eyes are treated to the likes of which our imaginations can only dream as town after town all across America points to the heavens and sends a glimmering array of wondrous lights into the nighttime sky. Everyone enjoys a night display of these offerings, and crowds gather by the thousands to partake of the various displays offered.
While writing this short verse about this Nation's July 4th party, my mind is woven to one thought. From the Pilgrims of Plymouth Rock with their perilous journey and fight for survival on this virgin land to the battles, the Colonials fought to preserve their religious freedoms from the Mother country to the near defeat of the Nations first army at Deleware. With the inspiration of a group of men to pen our great constitution, I see one common denominator in play. With the Country nearly torn apart by civil war and the march for total freedom for all individuals regardless of race, and several great leaders struck down long before they're prime as they lead this nation, I see a pattern to the formula that inspires the word freedom. With several world wars that called this nation into the fray and put millions in harms way with many never to see these beautiful shores again, I see a blueprint for a hungry growing organized group of peoples unlike the world has seen since it's development to this very day. If a person lets their mind contemplate the true history of this country and dwells on the many circumstances that just happened to sway the outcome of all the events that have taken place that might have destroyed this free cause then you have come to the same conclusion that I have.
We are one Nation under God indivisible with liberty and justice for all. God is the common denominator, and he is the master hand that penned the blueprint for the constitution. It is his works that inspired the generals in the battles to deploy in manners which would be victorious for this nation's sovereignty. It is God that healed this nation as some would conspire to destroy it with assassinations and secret societies. It was God that placed this nation with massive seas bordering each shore for the protections he knew we would need when world wars destroyed other continents. It was God that inspired us to become the most technological nation in the world and lead in every major development to better mankind upon this planet. It was God that allowed us to speak, pray, and gather as we choose for support from our families, and It is God that puts the smiles on all the little faces that adorn the festivities this day as we celebrate in freedom's precious light. Yes, God is the common denominator for all we have and all we will ever become in this nation. He deserves all the credit, thanks and kind words from his children this day.
Mormon Row
As the day unfolded for Patty and me, the dawn broke with a heavy culmination of billowy cloud formations that made for a dramatic scene. With the background of the Grand Teton Mountains in the distance, Mormon Row took on a whole different atmosphere than we had expected. The snow capped peaks with parts of sunlight streaming through broken cumulus clouds lighting the mountain with rays set a picture on my camera that would make a painters dream come true. We walked the path that leads to the oval-roofed barn, and as we strolled along through the sage prairie, you could feel the vast immensity that others must have felt as they pioneered that portion of America. Back in the day, the soil would have been cut with teams of horses and mules using old worn plows. Clearing the land would have been the order of the day and to this chore would be the climate weather that rolls over the tops of the Tetons and snows as late as July in some years. Add this to the ever present danger of marauding predators both animal and human alike and you had a real homesteading adventure.

As I started taking pictures the first thing Patty asked me was, "Were all the buildings set on loose rock foundations?" Apparently the answer was yes. They used river stones from the nearby Snake River. You can see the stones packed into place that stood the foundations from that day until the present. Hauling these large stones from the rivers edge through the forested landscape and out onto the prairie would have been an arduous task that only people with great fortitude could have endured. While we were taking in the day, thoughts of how the pioneers might have survived came to life in our minds. Food would have been the foremost necessity. With long winters and short summers for growing crops, I would think that wild game would have been required on a weekly basis for survival. That would have put the homesteaders in grave danger at times. This area was home to the king of the beasts being the Grizzly bear and ravenous packs of wolves that prowled the prairie areas looking for anything that might fall prey. With firewood being the fuel of choice for cooking and heat, these tough pioneers would have been frequenting these timbered forests on a regular basis and accidents and mayhem would have been a daily occurrence.
Having a Great Day
Have you ever knelt next to a mountain stream and felt the water with your hands as it washes over them and thought of how important these precious resources are to our lives. I'm not just referring to methods in which we refresh our bodies needs but the whole picture. These mountain streams are life's breath to millions of users whether it is human beings, animals or plant growth. From one small river, thousands of homes are powered, millions of seeds are sprouted, and enough food is produced for the benefit of mankind.
As I've witnessed these streams, creeks, and rivers here in the Rocky Mountains, it never fails to amaze me how great and powerful they are. My thoughts are always thinking about the scheme of life and just how important to our societies this water is. If you sit back and think about it a minute while you're out and about in these pristine mountain settings, you can't help seeing an all omnipotent hand print on the whole blueprint of life. A designing hand that is much more advanced than the likes of mankind.
One year I was on a horse pack trip into the Frank Church wilderness or as some might call it the "The River Of No Return." It was in the fall, and the mountain vista took on the appearance of fire. The leaves were in full colors and the mountain meadows were teaming with animals. One particular day I had ridden my horse out from our spike camp and was in the process of scouting an area previously unknown to me. I had been in this particular place once before, but I had not traveled south of the area where our camp was located that day.This path took me down closer to the main river. After several hours of winding back and forth on an old worn trail, I found myself next to the rushing river.
I dismounted and decided this would be a fine time to do some fishing. I hobbled my horse and set about putting my fly fishing outfit together and proceeded to cast into the stream. It didn't take but four casts and a large rocky mountain cutthroat trout leaped out of the water and did his tail turning dance on the surface. I played the fish and in several minutes, I had secured two nice fat trout for the pan. I made a small fire and cooked the delicious trout. Now, when I say delicious I mean finger slamming hardly breathing-swallowing good. If you've never eaten fresh pan fried trout at 9500 ft. elevation then you're missing a real treat. The best part of this morsel meal is that you caught it with a hand tied fly, cooked it up yourself in the pan and didn't need any table manners to put the food down. Another bonus is no dishes to clean up, and the frying pan I dipped in the river, and a shirt sleeve applied for the towel off. All this I accomplished while taking in one of the most dramatic sunsets ever witnessed.
Saddling up my pony and making ready for a late evening ride out of the river canyon, I thought I noticed something on a large cliff outcropping. I made my way over to the strange markings on the cliff face and nearly fell over in astonishment. There before me was a wall full of petroglyphs. In studying the ancient carvings, I could see evidence of at least three separate generations of indigenous nomads that had precluded my arrival at this site. I was amazed at the grandeur of the moment as I stood where ancient peoples had communicated with one another over a period of thousands of years.
Saddling up my pony and making ready for a late evening ride out of the river canyon, I thought I noticed something on a large cliff outcropping. I made my way over to the strange markings on the cliff face and nearly fell over in astonishment. There before me was a wall full of petroglyphs. In studying the ancient carvings, I could see evidence of at least three separate generations of indigenous nomads that had precluded my arrival at this site. I was amazed at the grandeur of the moment as I stood where ancient peoples had communicated with one another over a period of thousands of years.
I walked back over to my horse and pulled out my watercolors and sat down and proceeded to take it all in. In fact, I became so engulfed at the moment that I lost all track of the sunset and the evening shadows as they fell into the canyons recesses. Hearing a sound behind me, I turned to see a beautiful herd of Rocky Mountian elk making their way down the opposite side of the river to partake of the fresh river water as it flowed through the rocks creating small pools for access. My elk permit was not legal for that side of the river and to take an elk on the opposite shore of that full river would have made for waste. I just turned around and watched the herd make their way to the waters edge and cautiously dip their noses in the river's eddies. What a magnificent sight this was. Now this is when a man feels real small in the world as compared to the enormity of the makers hand on things. There I sat in this beautiful setting with nature in full bloom including the wild ones and the only thing that seemed out of place was me. It was like I didn't belong but in my mind, I surmised that it was all created for my enjoyment and pleasure.
I can't describe how intense the colors were on the Aspen as I tried in vain to match the floral with my man made watercolors. The background of black pine against the yellows and burnt orange leaves of the aspen made for a contrast almost unbelievable to the human eye. The elk looked as natural as if they had been placed there by a magical hand thousands of years before. The wild river flowed past on its way to the lowlands, and the deep river canyon glowed with a dark purple hue. I remember having a feeling of wonder as I took it all in that afternoon on the mountain. Sitting there watching that natural display of the forest and all it had to offer a thought kept creeping into my mind as the time slipped away. How great was this day in my life to witness such an event that continues over and over again through each season. And how great a day the Maker was having when he created all of this for his children to enjoy.
Well, the evening turned to dark shadows, and before I knew it, I was staring at a darkened sky. Suddenly the thought of riding out of that winding canyon in total darkness was not such a pleasant thought. I had stayed at least two hours longer than I should have and by the time I raised up from painting and taking it all in I was in for a long cold, scary horse ride in the darkness. Chalk one up for watching the ants in the grass while the buffalo herd runs over the top of you. I was pulling leather cinch straps faster than I could get my fingers out of my gloves and in real quick time I was in the saddle and putting my horse on the trail at a fast walk.
Now in those days, we were strapped with the old fashioned D cell battery flashlights. You might remember the ones that you had to keep knocking against your leg or something to keep them lit up. Well, this was my lantern for the long ride back to the spike camp. Not only was this a problem but I had not put in fresh batteries for several days and I had used the light each morning riding out to hunt in the dark until the morning skies light up the mountains. That plastic flashlight lasted about an hour and then it totally quit the trail on me. There I was alone with my horse on the trail in a night sky with no moon and black pine forest surrounding me with all the noises that a forest can make, and my only source of light just bit the dust. Not to mention ole Mister Grizzly and the Mountain Howler were out on the prowl as well.
As I write this, I can remember the feeling that engulfed me. I had gone from a purely awe- encompassing experience down at the rivers edge to riding hell bent for leather before I had to stay out on the mountain all night in the timber. These and many other thoughts were racing through my mind as I came to realize the error in time judgment I had made. It was a good thing for me that my horse had all the brains in that situation, and if I had just known to leave him his head, he would have had the whole situation under control. Instead, I made matters worse by second guessing his every move on the ride back to camp.
I knew my hunting partners would be worried if I tucked up for the night and just waited out the morning. So the only choice I had was to press on. We finally topped out of the river canyon, and I knew from that point that it was another two hours to the spike camp if I could find it in the dark. The only place that I had been on a trail of sorts was down the river canyon. From the spike camp to where I was located that night, my horse and I had to pick our way through a thick pine forest weaving back and forth through the trees and openings. It was at this point when I struggled with my horse, Cactus Eddie, as he was named and his decision to take this left and that right. I knew more than him because I was the human and he is the animal being ridden, or at least, that's the way I thought it should be. After what seemed like a long time, I finally gave into his intuition and gave him his head. I cursed him for being a knothead and threatened him with the old mink feed story if he didn't get us home that night and I believe he ignored me the whole time I was ranting.
Sometimes when you are in a stressful situation and pressures of the moment start piling up, we humans can get a thing called nervous bowel syndrome. That's the politically correct version of the Rocky Mountain quick step, the galloping trots, or the Hersey squirts. Now I found myself riding at a pounding pace through the night on a horse with a compass between his ears and nature taking its course on the old Kester when I had to pull up on the reins and bring the whole show to a halt right there in the thick timber. Those Rocky Mountain trout were swimming through me like they were going upstream to spawn. Or maybe it was that extra dash of Tabasco sauce I had put on the pan fish; that stuff never liked me anyways.
Well, as I stepped down out of the saddle, I thought I noticed Eddie looking at me through the night air with a puzzled look like he was asking why we were stopping out here in the middle of nowhere. Well, I didn't have time to debate him right at that moment, so I tied the reins to his lower front legs hobble style and pulled the TP out of the saddle bags and ducked into the darkness. Now I won't go into details here but if you can put yourself into my situation on a wilderness mountain in the pitch black darkness around midnight partially lost and natures ringing the fire alarm you might get the point. When, where and how are words that might describe a midnight stroll through the timber to relieve one's self without a light. All I could think of at the moment was the two-bit flashlight and how it had deserted me in my time of need. It never crossed my mind until writing this tale that it was a total malfunctioning operator error and that the dang thing required batteries to work properly.
Well, after painting the pine needles in all directions and carefully watching my steps I literally felt my way back through the trees to find my horse patiently waiting for the sun to rise or something else to happen, he gave me the look once again as I pulled for the stirrup. We made good time and after several hours, Eddie found his way to the edge of the meadow where the spike camp was located, and his sweet grass reward awaited him. The boys in the camp were all sacked out in bedrolls, and no one seemed to notice but me that it was well after 3 am. I guess I got all worked up for nothing, and the whole excursion was just another day and night on the mountain.
Starving and half famished I pounded down four cold biscuits and six rice crispy treats. I washed this down with the sweet river water in my canteen and rolled out my bedroll and looked up into the stars as I stretched out and took it all in. I had made some mistakes that day and come away with some lessons in life but through it all, the good Lord had seen me safely to the end. You might say he and I were having a great day after all. Oh, and by the way, that little bottle of Tobasco sauce made its way to the fire pit once and for all that night.
A Little Time to Reflect
Here it is Easter Sunday I’ve gotten up at 5 am to put a nice looking ham on the smoker outside. It’s a bit chilly but quite refreshing. The birds are singing a Sunday chorus, and twice I’ve heard the sound of far off Geese cackling. It’s that time of year when every living creature and seed starts its warm-up for the beautiful warm weather in the coming months. The morning sun has not yet shown it’s light, and the gray pre-dawn sky seems foreboding.
Our family has an outing planned after church services to meet at the barn and have a picnic of sorts. This time of year the mountains are burdened down with layers of snow, so our family chooses to meet at the old barn. We spread the lounge chairs, saddle the horses and mules and put the grandkids in motion while the adults renew their weekly activities. Dad will cook a nice smoked ham with all the trimmings and Mom will do her delicious potato salad and add her beautiful touch on the festivities. Just having her there along with my family is reward enough for this old Grandpa. The kids ride the horses and mules this time of year in the round pen for hours on end never tiring of the endless direction. I think it is a little therapy of sorts for all the stress our young children are under these days with our confused lifestyles.
As I am writing, I get a whiff of the smoke coming out of the smoker and man does that smell good. Ham and eggs would be the order of the day right now, but this ham has other family waiting for the delicious morsels that will come later. I guess I can tuck away my selfish thoughts of slamming down juicy forkfuls of meat with runny mouthwatering eggs, toast with strawberry jam dripping over the edges and a tall glass of sweet milk.
Ok, I’m back from the moment, and I have not forgotten the main reason for this posting. Since this is Easter Sunday and my blog, I thought I would express my thoughts on a very saddening situation that has been developing in our world as of late. I am referring to the mass bombings and wanton disregard for human life that we have witnessed on our local news stations these past few months. When I think of all the destruction in the world that is going on as I write this post, it nearly engulfs my mind. I wonder what my Father in Heaven thinks about all the sadness brought upon his children by their brothers and sisters for nothing more than a cause. I would imagine his sadness would be like mine when I’ve watched as my children have struggled through the ups and downs of life as they grew into adulthood. As a parent, we are only there for support and counsel. It is very frustrating to see them fail and then try again only to fail sometimes. When they finally get it right, we celebrate in our hearts silently and thank God for his precious blessings.
In talking with my beautiful but aging parents, they expressed the same love and frustrations in raising me. I asked my father about raising me, and he said that they did their best, but the outcome came from me. I would suppose that this is the same with God and his children. In my mind, God must be sorrowful and frustrated with some of his children on occasion as this world moves along.
Easter Sunday brings back memories of Easter baskets filled with candies and all manner of treats. Egg hunts in outdoor settings and when the weather was too cold and snowy we would look for carefully hidden eggs and treats within the confines of our warm homes in stuffed chairs, window sills, and where ever our parents might find a small hiding place. We were happy and joyful as we grew in this light and then as time allowed we made our Easter happiness for our families.
Now I see the progression in life as my children spread the love to my grandchildren, and the cycle goes on. As this day progresses into a family loving affair at the barn, I would like to express my thanks for the opportunity God has given me to live my life free and partake of my family in his outstanding world. His precious blessings upon my family and me do not go unnoticed.
Now that ham is calling my name with a thunderous roar. My stomach is growling like a big freight train rolling down a set of rusty tracks. Oh, my this will take a conscious effort, of extremely strict self-control to keep my mitts from sneaking a nice sliver of the juicy, delicious smelling meat. I hope I got my point across with how delicious this ham will be, sorry neighbors for the smell in the air if there’s any left over after I’m done your welcome to it. May God bless this nation and have a Happy Easter.
It's all in the Name
When most men reach their retirement years, they reflect back on their lives and see them differently than when they were living the moment. I find myself in that situation more and more as time goes by. My mind takes me back to moments in the sun when I thought I was invincible. There was a time in my life when I thought I could buckaroo with the best of them. Only to find out that wasn't the case and my ego had been in the way of my brains. The late twenties in a young man's life are all about testosterone, the more you have, the bolder your reaches become.
At that pinnacle in life I was reaching pretty high, in fact, the sky was the only limit I could imagine. I had a beautiful wife and three daughters. This kind of kept me out of the house on occasion if you know what I mean. Malls were just beginning to show up and shopping never really appealed that much to me. So I took to my lives long hobby and immersed myself in the art of horse flesh. Now all horses are not created equal; they vary in size, stature, and breeding. To this, we add confirmation, health, and last but not least the most important factor of all brains. I was raised on a small cow operation in a farming town just to the west of the Rockies. I went to work each day on the farm with my grandfather, and he and my father taught me from a young age how to sit a horse and work cattle. From this early apprenticeship, I developed into the horseman I am today. We had several horses on the farm, and they were cattle working pleasure riding bred. They were stock horses without pedigrees, and all the top titles that can be found on some horses registered paperwork. For the most part, they were quarter horse type in nature with some thoroughbred breeding along the lines. These horses were big and stout, and we used them in very rugged conditions. Back then I thought a horse was a horse. My level of education concerning breeding and sires was limited to what I could read in my monthly subscription to Western Horseman magazine. It wasn't until I met and married my wife that her father Jim educated me on the finer aspects of the horse.
Jim was a connoisseur of finely bred quarter horses. He had mastered the art of purchasing, breeding and showing this excellent breed of horse. He had hauled my wife all over the country to horse shows of all kinds in pursuit of his dream horse. He was always purchasing mares for breeding and show prospects. He would train some and show them in different arenas. His eye for confirmation in this breed type was unequaled in his day. He produced some of the best halter and western pleasure competition horses of the 1970's. Following him in this venture, he trained my eye for the type of horse that represented the breed in all its qualities. I began to look at horses in a different light. I was used to the big ranch horses I had grown up with. Some had long legs and big heads, but they weren't for bragging rights they were for working the ranches and cattle operations that dotted the landscape where I was raised up. This new horse that I was being exposed to was similar in size but very well muscled. They had smaller heads that matched their body size with thick necks and well developed hind quarters. They had more of a bulldog confirmation and very muscular legs. They looked like a much stronger horse when compared to their counterpart half-breeds. Most of the ranch horses I grew up with had mustang blood mixed with quarter horse and thoroughbred breeding. A rancher would get a good looking stud horse and turn it out in a pasture or large range area with a dozen or so mares. The results would be a new crop of colts in a year's time. Bloodlines were not significant, and paperwork seldom existed if any.
These half-breed horses were all over the west when I was growing up. They were sold at local auctions every Saturday. Anyone with one hundred dollars or more could purchase one of these animals. Some were broke to saddle but most were not. Great pains were taken by individuals to train and develop these horses so they could be useful to mankind. It was during this time in life when I started to become picky when it came to selecting horse flesh for my personal use. I stayed clear of the auction block and my method of purchasing one of these fine animals was through negotiations direct with the breeders themselves. Slowly but surely my string of saddle-bred ranch stock horses dwindled out until I was completely without one. Jim had instilled in me the finer points of horsemanship, and I was bound and determined to own one of these show type horses if it was the last thing I ever did. I poured over the pages of Jim's Quarter horse journals studying and reading about this sire and that sire until I had a pretty good idea of what I wanted to purchase. Then finally, the time had come to buy a lovely mare. I made the deal with a friend of Jim's. I owned the horse I purchased for many years. She was a perfect specimen of what a quarter horse should look like. She had it all as the saying goes and she was broke real nice to saddle and rein. I owned her until the time we had to put her down due to a lingering illness at the ripe old age of 26.
About the time I was graduating from my apprenticeship in horse flesh sadly, my father in law passed away and took with him a vast knowledge of horses. As I was about to find out, not all are created equal and the old saying, 'Never judge a horse by his appearance' was going to take on a whole new meaning in my life. I was driving home from work one day when I noticed a beautiful looking dun-colored gelding grazing intently in a field nearby. I watched the horse for well over six months. Every time I would pass by he had another pose set up for me to admire him. After a year of this, my mouth was watering, and I just had to inquire about the dun. As luck would have it, he was owned by an acquaintance of mine over the years. I had barely asked when I found out he was for sale. Now this is when all reason leaves a man, and he is left with nothing but a skull full of mush. I don't remember asking the pertinent questions that had been drilled into my brain from the first time I ever purchased a horse. Out the window went common sense and I was left with nothing but a dumb look on my face as I stared at the magnificent specimen of horse flesh standing before me. I was nearly speechless at a time when I should have been asking more questions than a skydiver getting ready for his first jump. Not only did I fail to communicate with the seller I failed at everything I had been taught when it comes to purchasing horsehide over the years. My mind could not get over the fact that this horse was a perfect specimen of his breed. He had it all, an excellent head with well-muscled jowls, a thick well-developed chest, hindquarters wider than the Missouri river and straight, thick legs with nice hard black hooves. His withers were well developed, and his neck was creased with muscle lines. He had a dark colored line down his back and a light sandy coated fur. He had clear eyes and a small white patch on the forehead to differentiate him from others of his type. God had created the perfect horse the day this ole boy had taken his first breath of mountain air. He was everything I had been looking at in all the magazines, horse shows and arenas of the western scene.
I needed to find out if I could afford such a quality prize. Well, it turned out that the price was more than I had ever paid for a horse in my life. This was expected under the circumstances and to top it off the year was 1983. This was a large sum of money for this horse especially when you factor in all the little forgotten costs that owning one of these animals can amount to. Here again, common sense is the rule of the day but, somehow mine had disappeared. I was faced with a magical illusion of everything working out and being perfect in my life. Without a second thought, the deal was done, and I put my rope around the prize horse. He just stood there like it was just another day on earth among the human race. Loaded and proud we pulled out of the field and headed down the highway to my barn. Little did I know but we were headed down the path to hell.
On the way to the barn, the realization of the moment finally hit me. Here I was with a dream horse in tow, a checkbook that was flatter than a run over snake and no excuse whatsoever to tell my better half for a moments insanity. Boy, was I in for a dog house vacation of sorts with all the trimmings. Thoughts of sleeping in the truck for a few nights were racing through my mind. Canned stew and chili were the gourmet foods I could expect and all this for an over prized horse. Well as it turned out I had married right, and the tongue lashing I received was just frustration on the home front. All was well and as it turned out I came out of the deal entirely fine when she saw the horse for the first time. She too had been taught the finer things about horse flesh. Standing before her that day the dun put on a mighty fine show.
Thinking back, I am glad that I was smart enough to ask the dealer if he was broke or not. His reply was yes but in my mind that fact didn't register because I was a real buckaroo in those days, or at least I thought. I had broke a few horses in my time, and this old beauty would just need a little refining and some new manners. As it turned out, he was broke real good, and we got along just fine. He was smooth in the saddle, and his manners were excellent. Riding him around the barn and round pen for a few days didn't do him justice for he was ready for bigger and better things. I was on top of the world at that time, and I couldn't get enough of the big dun horse. I rode him all over my home town. Down the railroad tracks around the rodeo grounds through the streets and byways, we went all in big style. He was an eye turner, and I marveled at the attention he would bring as we sashayed down the streets of our town. I think he liked it as well because he would put on a real good show shuffling his fast walk through the parks and parades of the summer activities. It was at this time that I felt like the dun horse was ready for the mountain trails, so I planned a horse ride with my better half.
It was a beautiful sweet morning that July and the mountains were full of wildflowers. I thought I would make a good impression on the wife with a short one hour ride to a nice shady glen that I had in mind. It was secluded and off the beaten trail. A nice picnic was the order of the day. As we saddled up our mounts, I noticed that the dun horse was taking in all the scenery around him with an open eye. He seemed more nervous than I had seen before so I took the saddle time slow and quiet. When we were ready to go, we hit a small trail just off the creek path and followed the trail up through the winding stream course. The runoff was in full swing, and the creek seemed rather full for mid morning. As we came to a junction in the trail, the course took us across the stream and up an embankment to the far side. This obstacle was nothing for any of the horses I had previously owned in my life, so my thoughts were nothing out of the ordinary. I led my wife down through the trail swell to the streams side and paused briefly to look back at her. I instructed her to hold onto the saddle horn and give her mare her head so she could pick her footing as she crossed the creek. I reached up and collected the reins in my left hand and lightly tapped the big dun horse with my left spur and he walked out into the stream of water like a pro. I was just about to look back at my wife when the big horse just collapsed right in the middle of the creek. I went down to his side as if he was dead. I jumped from the saddle, and while still holding the reins in my left hand I held his head out of the rushing stream. He was completely submerged except for his head that I was desperately trying to keep from going under the rushing water. It all happen so fast that I hardly had time to think. I could not get the horse back on his feet no matter how hard I tried. It was like he had laid down to die or something. I have never experienced anything like it and still haven't to this very day. I was beginning to get arm weary and not sure what to do. Here lay my prized horse drowning in a stream that didn't reach his knees when standing. I quickly looked at my wife, Patty. She was horrified and scared beyond belief, so I knew that she couldn't help me. I yelled for her to ride back down the trail to a camp we had passed and get some of my old high school buddies to come to my rescue. With that, she turned the big mare around in the creek and loped her up and away on the trail.
Now there comes a time when things are going from bad to worse, and you need a plan fast. This was one of those times, and the longer I stood in the cold water soaking wet, the weaker I was getting. The water was straight from the snowpack less than two miles away and bitter cold. The big horse lay stretched out like he was enjoying the cold water when a strange thought hit my brain waves. I had seen horses become lathered up with sweat only to try and lay down in the dirt, water or whatever just to rid themselves of the annoying sweat on their fur. Was this dun horse attempting to pull the wool over my eyes on this picnic outing? He was lathered up some and coming up the trail had been a hot one for July. These thoughts and many others were racing through my mind when everything went blank. I couldn't hear the water anymore or anything around me. The thought came to my mind that if the dun horse wanted to lay down in the trail like a wounded jackass and make a spectacle of himself and me, then I would let him have his way. I was cold, shivering, tired and last but not least pissed off. Here were my friends and associates running their horses up the trail to help me and this lazy good for nothing glue bomb was lying here like this was a Saturday night sauna. I thought if he wanted to drown like a dumb mule then so be it and I dropped the reins into the water, and the dun horses head disappeared under the rushing water. No more than a second went by and up he came with a full lung and jumped straight to his feet standing in the stream soaking wet with water dripping from every pore and leather strap attached to his carcass. Staring at me with eyes that asked the question, "Why did you do that I was enjoying the cool bath?" Help arrived, and the only thing I had to show for it was soaked chaps and water logged saddle seat. My friends were laughing their guts out, and I thought I caught a glimpse of a slight smile on behalf of my wife. The picnic was over, and a water-soaked ride was the order of this day all the way back to the truck. My good Tony Lama's were never the same again, and my saddle took twelve cans of soap and many hours just to get the squeaks out. But this was just the beginning of the path the big dun horse and I were about to go down.
I rode the dun horse on many occasions that summer and all went well. We were a team except for the little creek mishap and I had put that small infraction behind us. The more I rode the big horse, the more I liked him. Looking back on it all now the dun seemed to have a quiet mind of his own and was not a come-to-you friendly horse. He would make you go to him in the corral or pasture and then once caught he would comply with your wishes. That fall I was invited to go on a pack trip with some old high school buddies. We were going to ride into a wilderness area in Utah known as the Bookcliffs. The trip would last seven days, and we would be hunting mule deer. I rode the dun horse nearly every day getting him in shape for the hunt. I practiced packing him in case there was a need and tried to get him accustomed to all the things we might experience on the trail. When the time came for the trip, I had decided that he would be my riding horse and that I would pack the big mare that I had owned and trained since a colt. She was steady with the packs and a very reliable all-around horse to have on such an outing.
The trip went off without incident, and we had a good time. I harvested a large mule deer and the trip was a success right up until the last day. We were in camp with about seven other men, horses and mules loading up our camp and preparing to ride out to our trucks. The trip is about five hours long, so we were taking extra care to tighten straps and secure loads on the animals. I would be riding the dun out, so the only thing on his saddle was my friends extra gun scabbard and his rifle. He was going to walk out, and we would take turns riding and leading the mare with my deer carcass on her. The plan was set in motion. We had just finished cutting up the deer and putting it in the packs when my friend walked over to the dun and started tightening up his cinch. The dun horse reached around and snorted a little at the man attempting to tighten him up. I mentioned that he had deer blood on his hands and that I didn't think that horse had ever smelt blood before. The big horse pulled up on the lead rope and jumped, at least, four feet into the air. He started kicking out with his big back feet and knocked my friend to the ground. Then like he had been bred for the arena he launched his massive frame out into the air bucking and squealing, head bobbing and throwing his weight behind each and every jump. The big horse cleared the meadow we were standing in and bucked out of sight as all nine of us just stood there amazed. Wow, that mother can sure buck. We couldn't believe how much air that horse could get with each buck. Along with some bad words, we won't mention here, were repeated over and over that afternoon in the fall mountain setting. Just about the time we had given up ever finding that big horse someone shouted that he was coming right for us! Sure enough, the dun horse was bucking straight back towards where it all started. As he came within arm's length several of us threw up our hands and the sudden motion brought him to a standstill. He just stood there shaking like he had just been chased by the devil and all his hosts. I put out my hand and secured the lead rope, and the circus show was over.
Upon examining the big horse he was none the worse for wear. He didn't have a mark on him. I thought maybe we had made it through this ordeal when my friend let out a shriek as he walked around the horse and examined his rifle sitting in the gun scabbard. The pistol grip and butt on the stock had snapped in two pieces and the only thing holding it to the rifle was the end of the sling. The big horse had bucked so hard that the force had sheared the gun stock in half. We all sat there in silence and awe as I tried to reattach the two pieces in vain. That was the start of the downhill slide for the dun and I should have seen it coming. We made it out of there in one piece, I rode the dun nearly the whole way and he acted like nothing had even happened. It was almost a forgotten subject except for the broken gun.
That winter was a long hard one, and it went down in the record books as one of the worst in Utah history. I usually rode my horses during the winter months to keep them legged up and in shape but that winter was too darn cold and snowy for any riding. This meant that the big dun horse sat in the barn and ate his share of the nice warm hay all winter long and it was a long one. He would earn his keep come spring I kept telling myself as I pitched fork flake after flake of the costly hay. When it warmed up some, I would get all the kinks ironed out of his mangy hide if it was the last thing I would ever do.
Now this is where the story starts to take on a sinister twist. Our family had a reunion out to the canyon that spring as usual. Since we were a horse-riding-cattle-raising bunch naturally, everyone brought their horses out for canyon rides and activities. This had been the case for many years, and we all looked forward to the outing kids and all. It was a very fun time just to let your hair down, let the kids go wild, and the dirt and ticks could all be dealt with later. Spring was in the air, and I remember the smell of the sage in bloom and the cedars as they were budding with berries. That canyon setting was just what I needed after a very long winter's nap. This year had been particularly grand for me because I was about to be a new papa any day and the radar said a son is in the oven. Life was beginning to show some mercy to an old cowboy like me with three daughters in the wind. I'll tell you I felt like I was the king of the hill when presented with the news. My thoughts were on my wife's condition, the kids, and a fun time in the mountains for several days coming up. As I loaded the horses that spring day, I couldn't wait to get into the saddle and free from work for the weekend. It was Memorial weekend, and I had a lovely holiday all planned out with the reunion and all. I should have notice the eyes on the dun and took a special interest in his sassy kick up mood when I put the halter on that morning, but my thoughts were elsewhere.
The reunion was in full swing, and everyone was having a great time. Lunch was served out on a large long table. It had been served that way back from our ancestors when they were riding the range and everyone sat down to a grand meal. It was a fine sunny day, and the kids were in full swing. They were gathering wood, playing games and doing all those precious things that innocent minds do when free and about. The adults gathered together and the past year was in review. Stories were told as we nurtured each other and our families. It was a joyous event, and nothing could spoil the days outing except the weather, and there wasn't a cloud in the sky.
My parade that day was about an hour from getting rained on and wiped out, but I had no inclination what awaited me. After the big meal and all the festivities some of the adults had decided it was time to go on our yearly trail ride up the canyon. The horses were saddled and everyone was in motion getting ready for a ride when the big dun began to play his cards. I had just finished saddling the horse, as I stood by his side I remember some of the children playing in the sage out in front of me and talking to my wife by my side. I had just grabbed a handful of reins and mane, put my boot in the stirrup and went to swing my leg over the saddle when the dun pulled his nasty act right in front of the whole crowd. He went straight up into the air with me straddling him horizontally face down. The jump had pushed me straight up with him, but as I came down chest first without stirrups, he was already making his second giant leap. The saddle horn hit me dead center in the sternum, and the last thing I remember was flying through the air with the greatest of ease heading for a patch of twisted, gnarly sage. I put both hands out in front of my head and waited for the crash landing that I knew was heading my way. Being a rodeo hand and bragging about the fact that I was a genuine buckaroo, I hit the deadwood sage patch like a limp sack of flour. I slammed head first with boots still pointing towards the noonday sun. As I looked up, the big horse cleared me with one mighty jump, snorted a defiant blow and nearly run down a cousin of mine playing in the same patch of sage. Quick thinking on the part of that little fellow saved him from a thunder of hooves and mean horse as he dove into the nearby sagebrush. Raising up from the dust the only thing I noticed that was wrong was my pride had vanished, and the buckaroo came back to earth with a resounding thud. But wait, my arm and fingers were numb, and bone was sticking out of my wrist. Now the dun had made his daily play, and he was the winner on this outing. I spent the rest of the day in the emergency room and a very sleepless night for several to come. The next day as fate would have it I was standing in the hospital with a full arm cast in a sling watching my newborn son as he came to this earth. Smiling through the pain and tears, it was all about the birth, and nothing could dampen my joy, not even the big dun waiting back at the barn for more. There would be another time I vowed, and he would get his.
The days turned into months and before I knew it the winter snows had come and my date with the big horse had been prolonged. It took nearly six months for the cast and wrist to heal and I still have a protruding bone to remind me of that eventful day. While I suffered through the onslaught, the dun horse greedily ate his ration of hay and pasture grass and seemed to relish in his prime. As I would feed him he would kick up his hind feet and prance around like a wild mustang. He knew I had a wounded wing and there was nothing I could do about it. So, for the time being he got his way around the barn. I have to say that it was one of the most frustrating times of my young life. To sit and watch that jughead show off the way he would every time I went to feed him was pure hell. If I didn't know better I would think he had a brain that could reason but time would prove that notion wrong in a big way.
Finally, the big day came for a showdown. This cowboy had waited for this moment for nearly a year to the day from the fateful rocket launching the big horse had put on me. I was spurred up with rope in hand and waiting at the round pen that I had picked out for just such an occasion. A local rancher that I had worked for in the past had a twelve foot high round pen that had a cinch post cemented in the middle and it looked like the devils cauldron inside it when enclosed. This was just what I needed for a sassy mess like the dun. We went into the abyss and made our war that day. After four hours of wrangling, the dun came out on the short end of the stick or so I thought. I rode him out of the round pen and into the open after what seemed like forever. He was cool, calm and collected. I remember talking to him the whole time. As I had been working him, he always had his eye on me. He knew that day that it was all business. I was prepared for anything he wanted to pull, at least while he was in the round pen. We barely passed the edge of the pen out into the open when he went sideways in one motion and up into the air with the next. Then he went into a quick curl, bucking the whole time and acting like he enjoyed every minute of it. This time I had my stirrups and command of the bucking reins that I put on his head just in case we had to see who was boss. As hard as I tried I could not pull his head around as he was just too strong. I knew that if I couldn't get his nose pulled into my knee then it was just a matter of time before he undone me and I would blast out of the stirrups. Sure to his cause he outlasted me and I didn't get the whistle on this ride. The landing was uneventful and there were only two witnesses to the disgrace of this cowboy but I must say, that dun horse could buck with the best of them.
Now the time had come when I started worrying about a particular cowboy's reputation. You don't want to start getting nicknames like high-dive Southwick, or the judges gave him a 2 for the landing, etc. so I had to swallow some pride and realize that busting this bronco was beyond my meager skills. Looking back on that day he didn't just buck, he put his heart and soul into it like he was made for it. As time would tell that turned out to be his forte in life.
Realizing that I couldn't trust the dun and he was gaining on me with each outing, I had decided to drop him into the horse auction and take my lumps in life. I was discussing this with some coworkers one day around the water cooler, and one of them said he knew a real time Ranch buckaroo that broke horses for a living out near Price, Utah. He stated that this cowboy was always on the lookout for a bronco that was out of hand and ready for the auction. I told him to have him call me, and we could set up something. The day was eventually set up, and when the cowboy arrived at my barn, I could see that his pride outweighed his belt buckle size. This buckaroo was about to taste defeat in the worst way, and I knew it as I shook his hand and heard his stories of 'stickin the worst ones till they folded like flies in the hot sun.' We made it over to the dun as he sat there munching on a piece of hay. Not sure what was about to happen, the cowboy rubbed the horse all over his body and started a ceremony that lasted about ten minutes. He would rub the ears, withers, hind end and all in between. Up and down around and under until the big horse was nearly asleep. I put the halter over his nose, and he didn't even open his eyes he was so relaxed. Saddled up and ready I asked the cowboy if he wanted me to snub the horse to a large pole I had sticking out of the corral. He said no and just requested to have the horse to himself. I started to lead the horse out into the corral when the cowboy told me to let go of the lead rope and let him have the head. I suggested that he mount him first before I gave him his head and with a disgusted look he said alright. He mounted the horse and told me to let him go; when I did this, the dun just stood there like he was still being massaged. Then all of the sudden the cowboy nudged him forward a step or two, and the dun went to work doing his high Sundance.
Realizing that I couldn't trust the dun and he was gaining on me with each outing, I had decided to drop him into the horse auction and take my lumps in life. I was discussing this with some coworkers one day around the water cooler, and one of them said he knew a real time Ranch buckaroo that broke horses for a living out near Price, Utah. He stated that this cowboy was always on the lookout for a bronco that was out of hand and ready for the auction. I told him to have him call me, and we could set up something. The day was eventually set up, and when the cowboy arrived at my barn, I could see that his pride outweighed his belt buckle size. This buckaroo was about to taste defeat in the worst way, and I knew it as I shook his hand and heard his stories of 'stickin the worst ones till they folded like flies in the hot sun.' We made it over to the dun as he sat there munching on a piece of hay. Not sure what was about to happen, the cowboy rubbed the horse all over his body and started a ceremony that lasted about ten minutes. He would rub the ears, withers, hind end and all in between. Up and down around and under until the big horse was nearly asleep. I put the halter over his nose, and he didn't even open his eyes he was so relaxed. Saddled up and ready I asked the cowboy if he wanted me to snub the horse to a large pole I had sticking out of the corral. He said no and just requested to have the horse to himself. I started to lead the horse out into the corral when the cowboy told me to let go of the lead rope and let him have the head. I suggested that he mount him first before I gave him his head and with a disgusted look he said alright. He mounted the horse and told me to let him go; when I did this, the dun just stood there like he was still being massaged. Then all of the sudden the cowboy nudged him forward a step or two, and the dun went to work doing his high Sundance.
The corral gate was opened, and he bucked right through it and out into the open pasture. The cowboy was riding high, and I thought for a moment that he might outlast the dun when he went straight for a pig pen on the far side of the pasture. With one swift tail fish move, he unloaded the bronco buster right into the side of the pig pen. I ran across the pasture and helped him to his feet. After he had got his breath back, a friend of mine walked the dun back over to us and handed me the lead rope. I gave it to the buckaroo and said he's all yours amigo.
Well, the rest of the story ended right there that day, and the famous cowboy's pride landed in the pig crap. He never rode the dun and left with his hat in his hand shaking his head. It was then that I finally had a brainstorm of an idea since seeing that dun standing in the field for the first time. I called a friend of mine that operated a local rodeo stock contracting business and asked if he was interested in the dun. Not wanting to pass up on a good deal the rodeo contractor arrived and looked the dun over. He couldn't believe how solid and good looking the horse was. An offer was made that the horse would be tried in the bucking pens at some local rodeos. If he were still bucking after the eighth rodeo, then I would be paid the price I had purchased him for. If not then I would only get meat price which was about 8 cents a pound back in those days and a humbling lesson to go along with it.
The first big rodeo night was scheduled for the dun at the Pleasant Grove rodeo arena. It was a high school affair, and the bucking chutes were full of young cowboys all looking to best the other. As I entered with the horse in halter one of the young boys started to laugh and said: "My hell, I hope I didn't draw that tame nag tonight." I just looked up at him sitting on the chute gate with all his buddies sneering at the dun and said, "I hope for your sake you didn't either." As luck would have it, the young buckaroo drew the dun out of chute 5, and the game was on. I took the halter off the big horse and with a smack of my hand on his rump he led his way down to the chute gate and was locked into the bucking chute. I could hear the comments as the big horse made his way through the endless line of young cowboys all sitting and standing behind the chutes eyeballing the horses as they were loaded. For the first time since I had decided on this plan, I started to worry that maybe he might not buck and then I'd have the disgrace of leading him out of there with the laughter and jeering. But my fears turned to amazement as the chute gate opened and the big horse blew out of there like he was on fire. Three big enormous jumps and the young rider was loosened from his bucking rein and stirrups. He went off the right side, and the dun horse went right over him and never stopped to look back. I was all grins as the young buck limped back to the chutes with a defeated look on his face. Dirt lined the sweat around his eyes as he tried to catch his breath. I remember him bent over with one of the clowns holding onto him to keep him from falling to the ground while he grasped for that first breath of air. The big dun horse had made an impressive showing.
The rest of the story is not hard to figure out. The dun horse grabbed his share of rodeo fame, and I received my full amount of money for the performances he was yet to attain. I ran into the stock contractor many years later and he said the big horse bucked his way through many rodeos for nearly six years and then completely stopped one day and never bucked again. They threw a saddle on him and rode him as a pickup horse for another two years and then one day they found him lying dead on his winter range. The stock contractor asked me how old I supposed he might have been at the time of his death. I researched his bloodline papers and made his age about 17 when he died.
As memories flow into an old cowboys mind the ups and downs come crashing in like waves in the ocean. Things I should have done different and if I only had it to do again are the thoughts most prevalent on my mind. Looking at this story, I made one real good mistake that led to many other disastrous events. When the seller brought out the big dun horse that day of the sale those many years ago, and I lost all sanity, was the first. I could have saved myself all the grief from the dun horse with one simple question to the owner. One of the first things every simple minded human being wants to know when buying any adult animal is the name of the pet to be purchased. We all need that information before moving into the negotiation mode or, at least, people with common sense would. I neglected that fact until I got home that day and the first thing out of my wives mouth was, "What's his name?" I stood there with a dumb look on my face and realized that I had forgotten to ask the seller that simple but pertinent request. I quickly fumbled through the truck seat paperwork. Upon displaying some proud bloodline papers, the look on my face changed from a proud one of a new horse owner to a puzzled and embarrassed frown. As I repeated his registered name my wife broke out into a laugh and said, "You've got to be kidding me!" That's what it said right there on the paperwork from the Registered Quarter Horse Association. I repeated the name once again, Hollywood's Big Boomer.
With lessons learned the hard way never look a horse over with half your brain somewhere else and always read the fine print because you never know what might lie behind a name. If I had only seen the name Boomer, it might have made sense to me later while flying through the air and scouting the ground for a safe place to land after being shot out of the big dun horses cannon. May God bless all my horses past and present both the good ones and the bad ones.
Never Look a Gift Horse in the Mouth
The events you are about to read, unfortunately took place, the names have been changed to protect the victims.
The Departed
It was the fall of 69 the leaves had changed their colors and the air was filled with a magic that only October could bring. As we sat in our lunch cafeteria eating the famous school chow the conversation drifted to the most famous of all events. Once a year the entire state of Utah would close school, leave their jobs, wives, farms, etc. for ten days to pursue a small, very smelly, but highly intelligent creature known as the mule deer. It was aptly named for its long mule like ears that could hear a soda can being opened at the bottom of the canyon while standing high on a ridge above giving the animal plenty of time to make an escape from danger. The population of Utah would dawn the blaze orange and set out like a sea of crawling ants towards the mountains in pursuit of this creature. The prize was bragging rights on whoever could obtain the largest antlered buck. Contests from local stores would be in full swing that time of year and a special CJ5 Jeep would be offered from Sunset Sports to the biggest and most majestic deer head brought in for measurement. They were trying to one up the famous International Scout giveaway from their competitor, Ziniks Sporting Goods. This hunt would affect every living soul in Utah one way or the other. The local stores would benefit from the so called deer hunt widows. This group of women would flock to the stores in search of a way to get even with their better half by spending money on anything they could get their hands on just to show that they were in control of the finances. The hunters would flock to the stores buying everything they didn’t need and a lot of things that they already had. This was all because they were caught up in the moment. Everyone seemed to be busy spending money.
As we set there discussing the events that were about to take place my friend Bob asked what my plans were for the hunt. I told him that I didn’t know. My father would be working that day and could not get the opener off. He suggested that I come along with him and his father and brothers. I jumped at the chance; I told him I would like that. Deep down inside I started to get the old hunting fever. He said we would be hunting a place called West Canyon. His father had hunted there the previous year and had seen a lot of mature bucks. They would be hunting from horseback and I was told I would need to bring my horse. No problem, this was the best of the hunts. I enjoyed horseback hunting more than any other. It offered an adventure within a hunt. Riding through the mountain vistas on horseback in the fall is a Grande trek. The cool crisp air and the fragrances from the wooded mountains made you feel like you were a king. The horses would take us up the mountain to a vantage that would require exhausting strength to manage on foot. From there, we would span out across the ridges and have a tactical advantage on our prey. The horse would put us at the back door of the Muley. If we were successful, and bagged our prize, the horse could be loaded up with the deer and hauled off the mountain with little effort to the hunter. Of course not all horses were equally adept in hunting skills as you will see.
This hunt would go down in history as one of the premier hunts. There seemed to be more advertisement from the local stores that year. It started clear back in August. The paper fliers contained all sorts of hunting gizmos. Everywhere I went the talk was about the hunt. Everyone was talking about the monster deer they had seen. Tuff, the barber, said a man came for a haircut and told them he had seen a 30 incher up Box Elder Peak while riding horses with his wife. A sheepherder told the loading boys at IFA that Vernon has some big horned deer out there. All this talk was circulating through the school as we tried our best to get through our classes and make it to the big day. Each day Bob and I would gather at lunch and devise our strategy for the opening morning of the hunt. The opening day was the best chance to get a good buck. The deer were less wary and a good hunter might be lucky if he could get to the top of the mountain before the other 200,000 orange-clad participants beat you up there. We had decided that we would ride our horses on a specific trail we knew in the dark and be at the summit before the dawn came. We were sure this was the best plan. Not too many hunters would ride a horse up a steep mountain in the dark risking life and limb just for a stinky ole deer.
As the day came closer we could hardly keep ourselves in our chairs at school. Even our teachers were in the mood for the big hunt. They were eager for our departure from school for a few days. At the time I thought they were really into it, but looking back on it now I realize they were relieved for us to be gone. Even our football coaches had cancelled practices until Tuesday. They were hunters first and coaches second. Finally school was out and the great adventure would begin. The parking lot was vacant in less than 5 minutes. Our school was emptied faster than the time a skunk got into the HVAC ducting. We were free. Never was the sky bluer, the air fresher, or the world as exciting as that day. Thoughts of going back on Tuesday were absent from our minds. It was time for the Mormon 500. That’s the scene along I-15 about two hours after school lets out for the hunt. A rolling sea of trucks, trailers and hunters flowed along this route, both north and south, to their predetermined hunting camps. There would be a caravan of vehicles racing each other all the way up into the mountains. Every conceivable camping spot would be occupied on the deer hunt opener. The gas stations were filled with lines of waiting trucks and hunters. The grocery stores were full of orange. Hunters were grabbing food and filing their carts with anything that could easily be managed without their wives there to prepare it for them. Jerky sales were in full bloom, along with canned items in all varieties. Anything that could be warmed up without effort or cleanup was thrown in. This was a manly time for hunting, not women’s work.
The Horseman
Bob called on the phone and told me that they had one problem. With all of his younger brothers wanting to go this year, they were short a horse. He told me to meet him over at Homer’s garage his dad had something worked out. Now Homer was a famous man around our town. He could fix anything and he was cheap. I had grown up knowing Homer through my grandfather. He would take everything we had on our farm to Homer for repairs. I mean everything, from lawnmowers, to chain saws, tractors, cars etc. If given the time Homer could repair any mechanical device known to man. He lived in the center of town where his garage was located. He also farmed a section of land just outside of town near the Jordan River. His garage consisted of an old barn made into a makeshift shelter with a wood beam running the length of the ceiling from end wall to end wall. This would support a modern monorail crane, which Homer would use to lift out the various engines and replace them. At least a dozen dogs would keep him company lying around the floor. They were witnesses to the repairs he made daily. The yard was a heap of car parts, old tractors, hay processing equipment, and everything between. Nothing had been thrown away since before the Great Depression. It was a spectacular junk yard, right in the middle of town.
When I arrived at the yard, Bob and his dad were talking with Homer. Homer shook my hand as he had a hundred times before. He knew me well and had formed a farmer friendship with my grandfather throughout the years. They had been swapping farm equipment back and forth long before the Depression. I had never in my life seen Homer without his gray long sleeved coveralls on and a pair of leather greasy gloves. He would wear a small black skull cap on his head that was made for welding. He was a small man, but had the strength of five. He was soft spoken and would treat everyone with kindness. As I listened to the conversation, I realized that Bob’s dad had made a deal with Homer to use a horse named Traveler on the upcoming hunt.
Now Traveler, as he was named, was Homer’s pride and joy. He had been raised by Homer from a newborn colt. Homer took great pride in riding him through our town’s local parade once a year. Homer would saddle him up and ride him down the main street in town where all the parade watchers would line the streets just to get a view of the parading stock participants. Homer would ride him through the parade dawned in his work coveralls, a Stetson derby hat, and greasy gloves. The Stetson hat looked new as each year Homer would pull it out of the box just for the parade. Old Traveler would prance back and forth through the parade route as proud as any champion steed. By the time the event was over the horse would be a frothing sweaty mess and its rider worn to a frazzle. Just the mention of Traveler’s name and Homer’s eyes would light up with pride. He would claim that Old Traveler could out walk any horse alive. He was a traveling machine, as Homer would refer to him. Never tiring, always going strong and as smooth to ride as a new Cadillac. Traveler was a long-legged buckskin colored horse. He had a tail that reached the ground, a mane that was full and flowing, and a white colored right eye. He was sunken in the back and had protruding withers. His head was long and quite large. It looked out of place in comparison to his slender neck and stringy frame. No one knew his breeding because his mother had been bought at the local horse auction by Homer and my grandfather several years previous. The two of them had worked hard that day at the auction trying to outbid all of the other farmers and horsemen for the rights to Travelers mother. Unbeknownst to the successful bidders, she was with foal that day. It came as a surprise the following spring when she gave birth out on the river farm in a snow storm. Homer worked hard to keep the colt alive that day; he moved the pair of them into a corner in the garage and took care of them for several months. I remember seeing them in there as I would pick up parts that Homer had repaired for my grandfather. He would be working on someone’s vehicle in the middle of the garage while over in the corner was a makeshift corral with the prize horse standing next to his mother. Each time someone would come into the shop he would brag how this horse would be the best horse in the county someday.
After we left Homer’s yard that day I felt compelled to tell Bob’s dad Glen that I had firsthand knowledge about Traveler. I told him I had seen my grandfather and Homer trying to saddle him last year for the parade. It took them over an hour to get the saddle on. On another occasion I was driving down Main Street in town when I saw Traveler running down the middle of the road with a saddle on him, but without a rider. Each spring the local cowmen would drive their cattle out west of town about 18 miles to West Canyon for summer grazing. On one such occasion, I saw Traveler throw Homer from his back and run back to his pasture as fast as he could. Each year on the cow drive this horse would present some sort of problem for Homer. I knew of several horseshoeing experts which had tried real hard to put shoes on the big horse without results. One old cowboy in town finally roped up the horse and pulled him to the ground on his side. Quickly he covered Traveler’s head with a gunny sack and proceeded to put on the horseshoes. It became the usual way to shoe the big buckskin. On another occasion, my grandfather told me that the buckskin had bitten Homer on the back of his shoulder when he had his back to him. The old mechanic used axle grease on the wound for several months. But despite all these minor grievances, Homer held the horse in the highest esteem. The horse could do no wrong act in Homer’s eyes. I told Glen that I felt like we might be in for a real adventure taking Traveler. Glen wouldn’t hear of it. His mind was made up. Homer had convinced him of the greatness of the horse. Besides, I was just a young school kid, what did I know about great horse flesh. I was invited up to Glen’s for lunch that day. We were going to make our final plans for the hunt.
The Prize
On arriving at Glen’s house, I was tutored into the kitchen and a ceremony was about to begin. While Bob’s mother made our sandwiches, Glen went into the other room and brought out a box. He had a smile on his face as big as the Mississippi River. His eyes gleamed and his chest stood out from his frame. He had something of real importance in that box. As he undone the box to reveal its contents our eyes were glued to his hands. He opened the box and there before us was a prize of all prizes. It was a genuine Weatherby .300 Magnum Rifle. With shells as thick and long as your index finger. It was a Mark V scoped with a Leupold 3x9 zoom lens. I marveled at the way he took it out of the box. He caressed the gun like he was holding a newborn child. Pulling the rifle to his shoulder, he sighted down the barrel and out the window across the street. Wow, what a gun. The stock was limited edition rosewood with engravings on the receiver and barrel. It came fitted with a cheek pad and rubber recoil end butt. He had engraved his name on the stock with some fancy scrolling. The gun was well worth several thousand dollars. I had never seen a gun of this caliber, let alone hold one in my hands. He passed it around for all to handle as he told the story of the great gun. He had invested a large sum of tickets at the Ducks Unlimited banquet the previous month, his luck had paid off. For his five dollars worth of tickets he was the lucky number drawn. As he continued with the story, he had left the banquet early and was not there for the drawing. Someone brought the gun by his house and left it with his wife. He was strutting around that kitchen like a rooster in the yard. This would be the first hunt for this rifle and he would surely kill the biggest buck on the mountain with this howitzer. After lunch we went out and sighted the rifle in. I remember when it was my time to shoot the prize it nearly kicked out of my hands. After two shots you had a flinch that wouldn’t quit. No matter how hard you tried to hold it on the target the scope cross hairs would go around in circles over the bull’s eye. My hands shook all over. My mind knew what waited when I pulled the trigger and it wanted nothing to do with the recoil of that gun. We went through several boxes of shells that day. At twelve bucks a box in 1969, I think Glen felt the recoil more than we did.
After we left the shooting area we decided to ride over to Homer’s farm field and size up the buckskin. He was being pastured in a 70 acre section with grass as high as the horses belly. Russian olives lined the ditch banks and made for a forest affect throughout the pasture. A horse could hide in those olives for days without being seen. The Russian olive tree is nothing more than a large thorny weed with bark. Whoever introduced these vile sprouts to the state of Utah needed to be run naked through a path of these fellers. They are found in nearly all bottom land pastures and they grow exceedingly fast. Other than an occasional use for fuel wood, they serve absolutely no purpose on earth. Even when used as fuel wood these nasty trees emit a foul odor that makes everyone in the area semi sick to their stomachs from the burning bark smoke. The buckskin was in high heaven in this surrounding fortress. It would take an army to flush him out of his lair. We climbed out of the truck and made a search in the high grass for nearly an hour. We never sighted hide or hair of the prize steed. He was hid up tighter than a tick in a hound dog’s ear. As we gathered back at the truck Glen realized this job would take more help.
One Man’s Pride and Joy
Traveling back to town I couldn’t help notice how nice Glen’s new truck was. He had purchased a 1969 Ford Ranger XLT 3/4 ton pickup truck with all the bells and whistles that Ford offered on that model. It came with fancy rims and hubcaps. It was decked out with air conditioning and leather seats. It had six amber colored running lights along the cab top and a full throttle 4 barrel carburetor sitting on top of a 390 cubic inch V-8 engine. That truck was loaded and Glen would cruise it through town like he was the Governor in his limo. He would honk and wave to people he didn’t even know. Just to get them turning their heads to see the truck and its owner. I felt proud to be in the cab on some of those occasions. I was part of something even though I was not sure what it was. He would take the truck to the wash even if it didn’t need it. He would give Bob some money and tell him to go getter washed up. He would cruise down to my house, pick me up and we would go cruising around town like we were something special. I hate to admit it, but that truck was a real chick magnet in those days. They seemed to flock to it where ever we parked it. We didn’t mind, in fact we made a habit to frequent the local hamburger stand every time we had the keys to the kingdom. Looking back on it now, that truck was a symbol of our manhood.
In those days most horsemen used two horse trailers or stock trucks to transport their horses. Some would use slide in units that would fit into the bed of the truck and have a manger welded on the rack so it would fit over the cab and offer the horse a place for some hay. Other cheaper models would be a welded metal rack that would slide into the truck bed; these were used for hauling pigs, sheep and smaller livestock. Some real hard up horse owners would try to haul horses in these crates. Since we were short a horse it meant we were short a horse hauler. Homer had just the solution and had loaned Glen the use of one of these crates. Glen spent an entire day using rubber matting from Geneva to line the truck bed on his new truck. He felt sure that he could protect the truck from the horse’s hooves by plating this rubber material all over the bed including the exposed wheel wells. When I first saw the results of his labor I was amazed at how nice it looked. All cut up and screwed into the bed with precision skill. The crate was loaded and the time had come for the big day. I could hardly sleep the night before the opener.
In those days most horsemen used two horse trailers or stock trucks to transport their horses. Some would use slide in units that would fit into the bed of the truck and have a manger welded on the rack so it would fit over the cab and offer the horse a place for some hay. Other cheaper models would be a welded metal rack that would slide into the truck bed; these were used for hauling pigs, sheep and smaller livestock. Some real hard up horse owners would try to haul horses in these crates. Since we were short a horse it meant we were short a horse hauler. Homer had just the solution and had loaned Glen the use of one of these crates. Glen spent an entire day using rubber matting from Geneva to line the truck bed on his new truck. He felt sure that he could protect the truck from the horse’s hooves by plating this rubber material all over the bed including the exposed wheel wells. When I first saw the results of his labor I was amazed at how nice it looked. All cut up and screwed into the bed with precision skill. The crate was loaded and the time had come for the big day. I could hardly sleep the night before the opener.
The Horse
We piled all our gear into the trucks. The tent, bedrolls, camp cooking accessories, and all that would be required for a comfortable hunt was stuffed and crammed into every cubby and space possible in our trucks. Horses were loaded into trailers and trucks. Our lists were checked and double checked. Really the only thing we were concerned about was our rifles, shells, and knives. We felt like that would suffice if we forgot everything else. Hell, a man can live off the land with his bare hands if needs be. These and other foolish thoughts went through our minds as we loaded enough gear and food into the trucks for a two week stay for ten men. The only problem was we were only staying three days. Oh well, always be prepared was our motto. We were not any different than other hunters. Everyone gets caught up in the big hunt. You always spend twice the amount of your allotted budget. You buy things you never use and if you do, it is only once and then you misplace them in your garage or basement only to find them ten years later. By then they are out dated so in keeping up with your fellow hunters, you buy new stuff and start the whole process over. The day was going well. We were nearly loaded and ready. We had decided previously that we would get the buckskin last. He was out on the other side of town so we could pick him up on our way out to the canyon. Glen had decided to load the buckskin into his truck. He was proud of the armor cladding he had installed. He wanted everyone around to take notice of the big horse in the new truck with the prize rifle in the window rack and the great white hunter at the wheel.
We pulled up to the buckskin’s pasture. With all of Glen’s sons and brother in law, we numbered seven strong. Glen pulled a halter rope from his gun rack and we climbed the fence to the pasture. Glen brought a bucket of oats at Homer’s request. The buckskin was a sucker for the grain candy according to his owner. Glen shook the bucket and yelled for the horse. He yelled again and again without results. Maybe he was sleeping or couldn’t hear his voice Glen thought. So we moved on into the jungle of trees along the ditch bank. We walked the entire length of the pasture without sighting the horse. We wondered where he was hiding. Spread out was the order of the day. We each took a separate path in the line of tangled trees. Back and forth several times we combed the pasture without even a hint of the horse. We were just about to go find Homer when one of Bob’s younger brothers let out a yell. Converging on the spot we found Bob’s Brother Clay. He was out of breath and sweating. He claimed the buckskin came running out of the tangled mess right at him. He had to jump out of the way or get run over. At least we had found our horse. Now let’s get him caught and loaded in the truck rack. That day we learned a valuable lesson about 70 acre pastures with a lot of sweet summer grass. The oats were worthless. The horse would run at the very sight of a halter rope. Glen tried hiding the rope behind his back. He tried hiding the rope in the bucket. Nothing worked. The buckskin would gallop away and hide in the trees every time we came close to him. He put a good race horse to shame that day. Several of us were in football shape but we were no match for the king of the Russian olives. He had run us into the ground. Finally we gave up and gathered back at the trucks for an additional strategy.
About this time, Homer showed up to take an irrigation turn. He was surprised to see us standing around in a defeated mood. He said he had just the plan. He could make short work out of this trouble and we would be on our way. He said he would be back in a half hour or so. The half hour turned into an hour and 45 minutes. It was killing us just standing around waiting to begin our journey. Finally we saw a man riding up on a horse. It was Homer. He had borrowed a horse from the neighbor farmer down the lane. He rode up and told us to open the gate to the pasture. As he rode through the gate he started to un-swing a lariat rope, which was fastened on the saddle horn. He would have looked like a real old fashioned cowboy, had it not been for the dirty coveralls, black skull cap, and greasy gloves. He kicked the mare in the belly and pushed her into a lope through the pasture. Horse and rider disappeared into the thick tangle of trees just like this was another day at the office. All at once we saw the buckskin in full throttle coming out of the abyss with Homer and the mare right on his tail. Around the pasture they run, back and forth through the trees then back out again. Round and round with neither party giving an inch. Homer had the rope ready for the catch. We all thought we would see a grand horse roping. This round about circus took place for another 10 minutes. All of the sudden the buckskin came to a sliding halt. He just stood there blowing air out of his nose like he was going to burst. His eyes were bulging out of their sockets and he was shaking all over. The sweat rolled of his belly and head. He stood there and faced Homer with the rope. He never moved a muscle. Slowly Homer rode up alongside him and slipped the rope over his neck. We wanted to cheer but we held in our excitement. The great horse’s surrender took nearly three and half hours.
Homer led the horse out of the pasture and over to the trucks. We all stood around as Glen lowered the tailgate on his new truck and lowered the fold down ramp on the stock rack. Homer led the buckskin up to the ramp and put the halter rope on his head. He handed the rope to Glen and said, “Load him up.” Glen took hold of the rope and walked up into the truck bed ahead of the horse. He pulled on the rope and the buckskin stiffened up. Traveler stood his ground. He would not move up the ramp. Meanwhile, Homer smacked the horse on the rump with his glove hand. The buckskin flinched a little but held his ground. Traveler was leaning back on the halter rope at this point in the operation. Glen was pulling with all his might. Homer had a handful of the buckskin’s tail and was trying to lift his rear end forward. All of this was spontaneous. The big horse just hunkered down on his hocks and pulled back away from the rope pressure. While all this was going on Bob, his brothers and I sat contently watching and chewing our jerky. Something had to give and it didn’t look like it would be the buckskin.
Right when it looked hopeless. Homer stepped away from the buckskin and said he had just the fix for this old stubborn horse. He walked to his truck and pulled the seat forward. He brought out a long stick looking device with a small box on one end. He calmly walked up to the horse and told Glen to give a big hard pull. Just as Glen put his back into the rope and started to pull, Homer put the stick up on the buckskin’s hind end and pushed a button. The buckskin jumped straight forward with such velocity that he hit the front of the truck rack knocking Glen out of the way. Homer slammed the ramp up and dropped the hinge pin in its slot securing the back of the rack. Meanwhile Glen hit the front of the truck rack from the weight of the moving horse. He bounced to the side and grabbed the side of the rack rails. He pulled for all he was worth trying to free himself from the inside of the horse rack. He climbed over the side and fell face first out onto the dirt road. Homer stood there smiling as he said, “There’s more than one way to skin a cat.” Glen picked himself up off the road. Gathering his breath he asked Homer what he had hit the horse with. Homer showed him the stick and said he used it on his cattle all the time and it was called a hotshot. Not sure what to make of it, Glen dusted himself off and told us to mount up we were going hunting.
We left Homer standing there smiling as his pride and joy stood high in the bed of the truck and surveyed his new surroundings. The buckskin looked as proud as a Sultan’s prize stud. His long black mane flowing with the wind as Glen drove down the highway. We had decided to make one last stop at the gas pump. The closest place for gas was a pumping station called Bates. We pulled into the station and fell in line with other hunters waiting their turn for the precious fuel. The wait was a long one. Finally it came our turn. Glen pulled the Ford into the pump and started the process. Bob and I made tracks for the station store. We were short on jerky after chewing on it all day while chasing the horse around. As Bob and I stood there paying for our supplies of munchies, the cashier, looking outside at the pumps let out a loud “oh no.” What we witnessed next would defy logic. As we turned our attention to the sound outside we stood all amazed at the scene before us. As Glen was pumping gas, the buckskin decided he wanted out of the truck rack. He started throwing himself back and forth in the truck bed, trying to climb out of the makeshift jail. He had the truck rocking back and forth with a fury. Glen had left the pump handle still in the gas port and was climbing the side of the rack to get at the horse. All at once the great steed tried a daring escape by leaping forward up out of the confining rack. He was short in his attempt and his front hooves landed on the truck cab. He took this failure with malice and decided he would try one more leap forward. This effort failed as well. He finally settled into a standing position on his hind legs. His front legs were forward on the cab roof. He was helpless to move in any direction, except side to side. This he did with great fury. He was rattled and he wanted out of this situation. Glen found his way to the top of the rack and proceeded to grab the big animal by the halter rope. He was trying to pull him back down into the truck bed. The harder he pulled the harder the buckskin thrashed around. The prize running lights on the cab roof had shattered from the flailing hooves. They flew in all directions like exploding glass. The front windshield was broken on the passenger side. The horse was doing a good job of remodeling the cab roof.
Finally the horse tired out and stopped the onslaught. He stood there like a circus horse on his hind two feet with his front feet extended out over the cab roof. Glen tried with all his might to pull the horse back into the truck rack. It happened so fast that we were caught by surprise at the speed of the horse trying to make his escape. By the time we got to the truck scene, several men were helping Glen pull the horse back into position. His feet were lifted and pulled back into the truck rack. As he started to move again the mighty beast gave one last thrashing, which finished off the remaining cab lights. He raised himself straight up in the air and finally crashed down into the truck bed with all his force. He was standing on all four legs again. Quickly a friendly neighborhood man snuffed the horse’s head down real close to the rack with the halter rope. This would prevent him from getting his head up and trying to jump out of the rack. Why Glen didn’t figure this out is still a mystery today. I chalked it up to the fever of the hunt. Men are not in their right senses when the hunt is upon us.
The damage was witnessed by at least a dozen people. Glen stood there like he had just lost his favorite dog. Everyone had opinions. The comments made didn’t help Glen’s mood. Finally he had enough; he gathered up what was left of the running lights and put them in the garbage and finished the pumping. He never spoke a word but we could tell he wanted horse meat for dinner that night. The cab roof was on display for all concerned citizens to view. It was dented in at least six inches. The horse had made quick work of the remodel. With all this trouble the best thing to do was call off the hunt go home and lick our wounds. Bob looked at his dad and asked what we should do. “Were going hunting,” was the reply. “I’m going to ride that damn horse into the ground if it is the last thing I ever do.” Glen was pissed, to say the least. He had a score to settle with the horse. He would get his revenge no matter what.
The Hunt
Finally we were on the road out to West Canyon. As we turned from the pavement of the highway to the dirt road leading up the canyon, I was amazed at the large plume of dust that lay along the road leading up to the mountain. Everyone from Cedar Fort, Lehi, and Riverton was making the annual run up the mountain for venison. One outfit after another pulled up the dusty road. Horse trailers, campers, trucks, and all manner of jeeps, travelled along the winding road. As we made our way up the canyon I wondered if there would even be a camping place left. We had planned on getting to our campsite earlier in the day but the horse problems changed everything. As things turned out Glen’s brother-in law, Ferrell had come out earlier with his camper truck and secured us a nice spot to camp. Pulling into the campsite I could see Ferrell looking at Glen and the broken up truck cab. He walked on over and let out a loud moaning sound. He started mumbling something that we could not hear. Glen climbed out of the truck and with one look Ferrell left the conversation alone. He walked over to us and asked what the hell had happened to Glen’s new Ford. We rehearsed the whole day’s events while we dug out our gear. Glen stayed to himself. He was still fuming over the truck remodeling job. Several of us helped him unload the buckskin. He flew out of that truck rack like a lightning bolt. He hit the ground snorting and nearly stepped on Ferrell’s foot. We tied him tight to a cottonwood tree and proceeded to unload the others.
After we got the ponies settled in and fed, we put up our wall tent and began the process of making a comfortable camp. A nice fire pit was put in aligned with large rocks from the creek bed. The whole setting was starting to come together. Glen would sleep in the camper with Ferrell and the rest of us would sleep in the wall tent. As we pitched the tent, I felt a slight cool breeze along my neck. I glanced at the sky and it was starting to cloud up. Maybe this hunt would have some weather. It had been an Indian summer so far this fall. Every deer hunter wants some snow for the hunt. It makes things easier to see tracks and deer stand out against the snow background of the mountains. Dinner was a welcome treat that afternoon. We dined on lamb chops and spuds. As we sat around the fire that evening we were full of tall tales of previous outings. The fever was mounting in all of us. I could hardly contain myself. Glen was not his usual self. He would mutter some words that no one could understand. He would star at the buckskin tied to the tree. I’m sure he wanted to use a dull knife on him but he knew better. We stayed up late that night playing cards, shooting blue darts out of our butts with lighters, and all the fun foolery that comes with camping. We were having a fine time of it.
When we finally hit the sack we were bone tired from the day’s marathon. For me, sleep was difficult. I had visions of antlers racing through my mind. I worked out strategy, after strategy while lying in my bedroll. My mind would not close down no matter what I did. Several times in the night I thought I heard one of the horses pounding the ground with its hooves. I would dose off and wake back up to the sound. One of the horses was restless out there. I heard Glen yell out into the night, “Knock it off you son of a bitch.” I figured if he was awake then things must be all right. I finally woke up to the sound of Bob’s alarm clock ringing. We flew out of our bags and had our clothes on in no time. It was freezing cold. You could see your breath clear across the tent in the lantern light. A fire was started in the fire pit as we warmed ourselves and the morning camp came to life. This was going to be a great day. Crisp cold weather, the smell of pine and sage mixed with wood smoke in the air made a man feel great.
We huddled around the campfire after we saddled our horses in the dark. Each horse was loaded with the day’s lunch, all kinds of goodies, and last but equally important as all the rest, a day’s supply of jerky. We put our rifles in the scabbards and extra shells in our saddle bags. Our knives were fastened in our belts and we wore our cold clothing. Each of us had our orange sweatshirts on and our blaze orange ball caps. We were outfitted to the teeth and we were hungry as wolves for the hunt to begin. Warming ourselves around the fire we drank hot chocolate and munched on donuts. While we were getting in our makeshift breakfast Glen and Ferrell were wrestling with the buckskin in the firelight. The big horse had pawed a two foot deep trough around the cottonwood tree he was tied to during the night. He was full of piss and vinegar as the saying goes. He nervously moved back and forth amid the two men making it difficult to get the saddle and gear on board his back. Bob and I had decided we would go up a different trail that morning from the rest of the group. We would meet up with the others sometime around noon at a pre determined spot up on the mountain. We were just finishing up our cocoa when Ferrell let out a loud howl. He was moaning and cursing something awful just out of the fire’s light. The buckskin had stepped on his boot and smashed his big toe. He limped around the campsite using some words I had never heard before. Glen was trying to manage the bronco horse in the darkness by himself. Bob went to his dad’s support and between the two of them they managed to get him loaded up. Ferrell pulled his boot off and inspected the damage. His foot looked like a perfect horse shoe had been pressed across his toes. It was red and starting to swell. After several minutes of complaining he put his boot back on and limped over to the buckskin. The big horse was standing quietly in the darkness wondering what all the fuss was about. Ferrell wanted to take a big club to the horse but held back his anger. He didn’t want a scene in front of his favorite nephew’s. Besides we had a hunt to get to.
We all mounted up. Checked our stirrups and saddles and made sure we had everything in order for the dark ride up the mountain. While we were occupied in this endeavor, Ferrell mounted his horse and grabbed the lead rope on the buckskin. He stood calmly by as Glen put his foot in the stirrup and climbed into the saddle. Wow, this was going to be all right after all. The horse was just fine. We were short on rifle scabbards for this hunt. So Ferrell and Glen had their rifles slung across their shoulders with slings. Finally we were ready to hit the trail. Just as we turned the ponies for the hill in front of us Ferrell told Glen he had forgotten to lock up the camper door. He dismounted and handed his rifle to Glen. Glen put the rifle across the saddle horn and sat watching Ferrell lock the door to the camper. As Ferrell turned around to face Glen the buckskin decided he was not going to stand calm any longer. Glen pulled up on the reins with one hand while he held onto Ferrell’s rifle with the other. As he did this the large horse kicked out backwards and put his head down. Running a large amount of gas out his rear end he launched himself and rider, off into the dark abyss. All we could see was a flash of horse hide and Glen trying to hold on with one hand to the saddle horn. Glen didn’t make the rodeo whistle that morning. On the second jump Old Traveler got some air between himself and the ground. As he came back to earth with a shattering force, Glen was thrown forward up over the horses head and out into the darkness. He landed at least 10 feet out in front of the bucking horse. Traveler never missed a jump as the man hit the ground with a thud and a moan. Jumping clear over Glen, the horse proceeded to buck and snort as he tore off into the morning air.
Ferrell was the first to reach Glen. For a moment we all sat there mesmerized. Finally we came to our senses and moved over to Glen’s side. He had the wind knocked out of him, but other than that he was ok. Ferrell told Bob and me to go get the buckskin. We rode after the crazy horse. He had stopped about 50 yards down the road and was quietly grazing on some grass when we came up to him. We caught him by the reins and trotted him back to the camp. By the time we got there Glen was on his feet. He was still bent over trying to get his breath. He looked up at us with a look of murder on his face. I think he might have shot the horse that day but he couldn’t straighten up for nearly a half hour. The sky was getting light and Bob and I were still eager to get up the mountain for the hunt. Bob was torn between caring for his dad and hunting. When we could see his dad was all right we waited for the all clear sign to head out. Ferrell walked over to Traveler and pulled him to a nearby tree and tied him up. Bob had dismounted and went after the rifles lying on the ground. He leaned Ferrell’s gun up against the wall tent and picked up his dad’s prize Weatherby. That’s when we noticed the huge gash right across Glen’s engraved name on the stock. It was bad. The rifle had taken the whole brunt of Glen’s weight when he landed on his back in the rocks. We gathered around as Glen and Ferrell examined the damage to the rifle. Pulling the gun up to his cheek, Glen put it down slowly and started to shake the gun towards the ground. Glass pieces fell out from the scope as he did this. The hunt was finally over for Glen.
Ferrell and Glen stayed in camp that morning while the rest of us rode up the mountain. We worried about the buckskin as we rode along the mountain ridge towards our goal. Would the two men kill and eat the horse or would they roast him on the fire. I believe the only thing that saved old Traveler that day was the fact that if he was killed, Glen would have to pay Homer for his value. And that would add insult to injury as far as Glen and Ferrell were concerned. Our hunt that day was unsuccessful. We scoped several hundred female deer. We didn’t see any deer with horns. The day proved cold and blustery. We finally rode off the mountain that afternoon defeated. The deer and the horse had won the battle that day.
The Finishing Touch
When we arrived in camp, we were surprised to see the buckskin standing calmly eating some hay. Ferrell and Glen were asleep in the camper and everything seemed to be back to normal. When Glen woke up he told us that he was going home that day. He had the crap kicked out of him and he wanted no more. We all decided to pull camp and head out. Bob and I could come back up the next day by ourselves. While we broke camp, Ferrell and Glen worked on loading the buckskin. The horse would have nothing to do with the stock rack. Nothing on this earth would get him back in that mousetrap again. Finally after several hours of blistering effort, Glen surrendered to the horse. He was so mad his neck veins were protruding. The horse had imposed his will on man. Right when we were about to give up and go for help Glen got a vicious idea. He snubbed old Traveler tight to the back of the truck rack. And as he got into the truck, we heard him yell out the window, “Now let’s see how you like this.”
We pulled out of the campsite in a dejected mood. I think the only one smiling was Glen. He led the horse behind his truck at a fast walk. Down the canyon we went. The dust filled the road ahead of us. We could hardly see the tail lights on Glen’s ford in front of us. Traveler cruised along in the dusty maze like it was just another day on the mountain. He kept right up with the Ford. As we swept down onto the main highway, Glen picked up the pace a bit. He was going to drag that mangy critter all the way back to Lehi, even if it meant dragging the horse on his side. But old Traveler had held his ground. I looked at the odometer on my pickup and we were traveling at a 15 MPH clip down the highway. Every now and again we would see steel sparks flying out from under the horse’s shoes. At the Jordan River cross roads we turned left and in no time we were at the river pasture. Glen couldn’t wait to be rid of the varmint tied to his truck bed. He jumped out and untied the horse. Traveler was sweating pretty well. He had weathered the storm. He looked no worse for wear than he had the day before in this exact spot. He calmly eyed Glen as the man bitched and moaned about the things he would do to the horse if only he belonged to him. At one point I believe Glen had thoughts of trying to purchase Old Traveler just so he could exact out some revenge. Cooler heads prevail in times like this and Glen finally had second thoughts. We were all glad to see Glen leading the buckskin through the pasture gate that day. As he did, the big horse bolted away from Glen trying to free himself for the pasture grass that awaited him. Glen pulled hard on the rope halter and the big horse kicked up his heels as he sailed past Glen. The motion caught Glen and spun him around only to catch one of the flailing hooves right in the back pocket on his wallet side. It knocked Glen to ground. He rose from the ground just in time to see the big steed gallop away with the rope and halter swinging back and forth as he ran. Glen sat there for a minute as we all gather around. His face was bright red and he was covered in dirt from head to toe. We helped him get to his feet and asked what we should do now. He looked up and said, “To hell with it, I’ll be damned if I’ll give that sucker the satisfaction of chasing him down and freeing him from that rope and halter. If Homer wants it off, then that’s his problem. I’m out of here.”
So the great hunt of 69 came to a close that day. Glen had a sore buttock for several weeks. He had a hard time sitting down without pain, even at church. The repairs to the Weatherby were in the hundreds. The cost for the Fords repairs were in the thousands. The price for one man’s humility was priceless. The great Traveler lived out his life in grand fashion. His only work to be done was on parade day once a year. He handled it with a proud showing. Throughout the following years, Homer maintained the greatness of the horse’s abilities to anyone that would lend an ear. In the aftermath of those events a valuable lesson was learned by all of us. First of all, don’t borrow someone else’s horse. Secondly, never borrow a mechanic’s horse. And last but equally important as all the rest, Never look a gift horse in the mouth, there’s no telling what you might find.
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